JOB POSTING

Job Title:
New Mother

Job Description:
Jack of all trades. Must be willing to work at all hours of the day and night, with little to no sleep... This is for the rest of your life.

Previous Experience:
On the job training provided.

Wages:
No salary provided, this will actually COST you money.

Benefits:
Hugs, kisses, and unconditional love from the most beautiful baby in the whole world!